Moyer Facts: 21-30

21. Jamie Moyer is the only player traded for himself.

22. Sharks have a week dedicated to admiring Jamie Moyer.

23. Jamie Moyer’s career as a pitcher really took off once his infielders were allowed to wear gloves

24. Jamie Moyer was the model for Michelangelo’s David.

25. Jamie Moyer gets back and forth from the mound to the dugout via a HoverRound

26. Jamie Moyer now tied with Bob Feller for all-time wins

27. Jamie Moyer is now tied with Robin Roberts for most Home Runs surrendered.

28. Jamie Moyer threw out the first pitch… the very first pitch.

29. No… his batting average, ERA, or walk totals equal his age….

30. His strikeout totals maybe.

Moyer Facts 11-20

11. Jamie Moyer is the Chuck Norris of experience

12. Jamie Moyer’s career as a pitcher really took off once his infielders were allowed to wear gloves.

13. Babe Ruth calling his shot off Moyer, only time Moyer was ejected.

14. Jamie Moyer fought in the Crimean War… in his second major league start.

15. In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. In 1493, Jamie Moyer turned 25.

16. Jamie Moyer became the oldest pitcher to beat the Yankees

17. Jamie Moyer is the only native Latin speaker left in the world

18. When Jamie Moyer made his debut, he saw Angel Berroa and said, “Who’s that old guy?”

19. Moyer still doesn’t believe the ’18 Sox were on the take. He dominated them in big spots all season.

20. Moyer is the only active pitcher who struck out Honus Wagner

Welcome to Jamie Moyer Facts!

This will be an introductory post to the fact-based blog about the oldest current badass mofo pitching in the Major League. At the age of 47 Jamie Moyer is doing things with less velocity (low 80′s) that kids half his half in the league WISH they could do with more velocity (mid to upper 90′s).

So this a humorous, absurd, and downright criminally funny fact-based blog on Moyer’s crowning (age-based) achievements. So… to quote the AC/DC song” Thunderstruck”…

“You’ve been… Moyered, YO!”

Moyer Facts: 1-10

1. Jamie Moyer is actually Chris Chelios’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather.

2. This is the 1st season with 2 perfect games since 131 years ago, Moyer’s 2nd year in the league.

3. Jamie Moyer gave Abraham Lincoln a standing ovation when he finished the Gettysburg Address.

4. Jamie Moyer struck out Phil Niekro’s grandfather.

5. Jamie Moyer is older than the dirt on the Yankee Stadium mound.

6. Jamie Moyer has an impression of a pill box on his back pocket, not a dip tin.

7. When God said “Let there be Light” Jamie Moyer flipped the switch

8. Jamie Moyer gets back and forth from the mound to the dugout via a Hover Round

9. Jamie Moyer is the only active player to have struck out Abner Doubleday

10. Jamie Moyer once threw at Babe Ruth’s and Mickey Mantle’s head, in the same game.